When attempting to come up with a clever scheme as a pervert, it’s important to really spread your wings creatively and push the envelope. Sadly, one man’s crafty idea to dress up like a female mannequin in the women’s bathroom was just too clever for his own good.

‘This is so weird. I swear I heard that mannequin say, ‘Yeah, you take that dump,’ then groan.’
Englishman Joel Hardman was found in a Birmingham-area mall trying to film women in the restroom.
Police say the University of Birmingham student was seen sneaking into women’s toilets “dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig” in early April.
When accosted by security guards, Hardman told them that he had been masturbating and had “been a bit weird.”
According to the police report, Hardman found the sound of the women going to the bathroom to be intriguing. He hoped that g
Police say that the unidentified teenage girl’s friend and cousin both told 911 of the situation when she hadn’t shown up for school on Friday.