The story of an Ohio mom who attacked local deputies with breast milk made the rounds yesterday and, while it17s definitely a disgusting story, I find the video of 3-year-old Stephanie Robinette17s testimony in a court to be just as interesting.

So we17re going with the blame alcohol1 thing here, really? Look, I17ve been pretty shitfaced in my life. Often. Never once have I whipped out a titty and sprayed down the nearest patrolman. Granted, I17m much classier than a white trash Ohio mom (or so I tell myself while brushing my hair one hundred strokes in the mirror), but I just don17t see how you get down this road.

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