High school counselor Thomas Henry Ceglarek pleaded guilty to possessing child pornography and perjury (the former of which is a shocker given his I17m totally not a pedo1 mustache). Not the usual fun story we cover here3until he walked into a pole while trying to cover his face from cameras after being sentenced to four years in jail.

Ironically, it was others innocently walking into poles that got him into this trouble in the first place. Traumatic, memory-erasing poles.

Either way, when you17re walking into a pole live on the news and that17s not even top five in your embarrassments (did you SEE that mustache) you17re definitely onto something. Something entirely disgraceful that is going to make it very difficult for you to get a windowless van, but still something.

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